Do                                Re9 
Mott the Hoople and the game of Life, 
                          Do
yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Do                                Re9 
Andy Kaufman in the wrestling match, 
                          Do
yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Do                                Re9    
Monopoly, Twenty-one, checkers, and chess, 
                       Do
yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Do                                Re9    
Mister Fred Blassie, and a breakfast mess, 
                       Do
yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Do                             Re9  
Let's play Twister, let's play Risk, 
                         Do
yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Do                                Re9  
I'll see you heaven if you make the list
                         Do
yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Lam                      Sol        
Now Andy did you hear about this one, 
 Lam                            Sol
tell me are you locked in the punch?
    Lam                      Sol   
Hey Andy are you goofing on Elvis? 
       Do       Re
Hey baby, are we losing touch?

Sol            Lam  Do           Sim      
If you believed they put a man on the moon
      Sol  Lam         Re
man on the moon.
Sol            Lam  Do              Sim            
If you believe there's nothing up my sleeve
          Lam 
then nothing is cool.

Do                                Re9    
Moses went walking with the staff of wood
                       Do
yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Do                                Re9  
Newton got beaned by the apple good, 
                         Do
yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Do                                Re9  
Egypt was troubled by the horrible asp
                         Do
yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Do                                Re9    
Mister Charles Darwin had the gall to ask, 

                       Do
yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Lam                       Sol         
Now Andy, did you hear about this one? 
Lam                            Sol
Tell me, are you locked in the punch?
    Lam                      Sol  
Hey Andy are you goofing on Elvis?
        Do     Re
  Hey baby,     are you having fun?

Sol            Lam  Do           Sim       
If you believed they put a man on the moon
     Sol  Lam         Re
man on the moon.
Sol            Lam  Do              Sim            
If you believe there's nothing up my sleeve
           Lam
then nothing is cool.

Do                                Re9     
Here's a little agit for the never believer
                      Do
yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Do                                Re9 
Here's a little ghost for the offering
                          Do
   yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Do                                Re9        
Here's a truck stop instead of Saint Peter's
                   Do
yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Do                                Re9 
Mister Andy Kaufman's gone wrestling
                          Do
yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

Lam                      Sol         
Now Andy did you hear about this one? 
  Lam                            Sol
Tell me are you locked in the punch?
    Lam                        Sol 
Hey Andy are you goofing on Elvis?  
           o         Re
Hey baby,     are we losing touch?

Sol            Lam  Do           Sim      
If you believed they put a man on the moon
      Sol  Lam         Re
man on the moon.
Sol            Lam  Do              Sim           
If you believe there's nothing up my sleeve
           Lam 
then nothing is cool.

(ripete altre due volte e chiude in Mim)