Mi              Si
Do you have the time
   Do#m         Sol#m
to listen to me whine
      La          Mi
about nothing and everything
    Si
all at once?

Mi          Si
I am one of those
  Do#m       Sol#m
melodramatic fools
   La           Mi
neurotic to the bone
               Si
no doubt about it

La          Si              Mi
sometimes I give myself the creeps
La           Si                   Mi
sometimes my mind plays tricks on me
   La               Si
it all keeps adding up
  Mi        Si       Do#m
I think I'm cracking up
   La         Si                 Mi
am I just paranoid, or am I just stoned?

Mi  Si  Do#m  Si (x2)

  Mi        Si
I went to a shrink
   Do#m       Sol#m
To analyze my dreams
    La                Mi
She says it's lack of sex
                   Si
That's bringing me down

  Mi        Si
I went to a whore
    Do#m             Sol#m
She said my life's a bore
   La              Mi
So quit my whining cause
                  Si
It's bringing her down


La          Si              Mi
sometimes I give myself the creeps
La           Si                   Mi
sometimes my mind plays tricks on me
   La               Si
it all keeps adding up
  Mi        Si       Do#m
I think I'm cracking up
   La         Si
am I just paranoid?
              Mi
Uh, yuh, yuh, ya

Mi  Si  Do#m  Si (x4)

La          Si
Grasping to control
                 Mi
So I better hold on

Mi  Si  Do#m  Sol#m  La  Mi  Si (x2)

La          Si              Mi
sometimes I give myself the creeps
La           Si                   Mi
sometimes my mind plays tricks on me
   La               Si
it all keeps adding up
  Mi        Si       Do#m
I think I'm cracking up
   La         Si                 Mi
am I just paranoid, or am I just stoned?

Mi  Do#m  La  Mi  Si (x4)
La  Mi  Si