Solm7  Do  Solm7  Sib Do  Solm7  -  Solm7  Fa Solm7

Solm7                                                  Do
   Now look at them yo-yo's that's the way you do it
Solm7                           Sib  Do
   You play the guitar on the M.T.V.
Solm7
   That ain't workin' that's the way you do it
                         Fa          Solm7
   Money for nothin' and chicks for free
Solm7                                             Do
   Now that ain't workin' that's the way you do it
Solm7                   Sib         Do
   Lemme tell ya them guys ain't dumb
Solm7
   Maybe get a blister on your little finger
               Fa               Solm7
   Maybe get a blister on your thumb

Mib                  Sib
   We gotta install microwave ovens
Mib                  Fa
   Custom kitchen deliveries
Solm7
   We gotta move these refrigerators
Do                      Re          Mi
   We gotta move these colour TV's

Solm7                                              Do
  See the little faggot with the earring and the makeup
Solm7                 Sib      Do
  Yeah buddy that's his own hair
Solm7
  That little faggot got his own jet airplane
                            Fa           Solm7
  That little faggot he's a millionaire

Mib                  Sib
   We gotta install microwave ovens
Mib                  Fa
   Custom kitchen deliveries
Solm7
   We gotta move these refrigerators
Do                      Re          Mi
   We gotta move these colour TV's

Solm7  Do  Solm7  Sib Do  Solm7  -  Solm7  Fa Solm7

Mib                  Sib
   We gotta install microwave ovens
Mib                  Fa
   Custom kitchen deliveries
Solm7
   We gotta move these refrigerators
Do                      Re          Mi
   We gotta move these colour TV's

Solm7                                     Do
   I shouldda learned to play the guitar
Solm7                      Sib        Do
   I shouldda learned to play them drums
Solm7
   Look at that mama, she's got it stickin' in the camera
                Fa         Do
   Man we could have some fun
Solm7                                                 Do
   And he's up there, what's that?  Hawaiian noises?
Solm7                              Sib     Do
   Bangin' on the bongoes like a chimpanzee
Solm7
   That ain't workin' that's the way you do it
                              Fa              Solm7
   Get your money for nothin' and chicks for free

Mib                  Sib
   We gotta install microwave ovens
Mib                  Fa
   Custom kitchen deliveries
Solm7
   We gotta move these refrigerators
Do                      Re          Mi
   We gotta move these colour TV's

Solm7  Do  Solm7  Sib Do  Solm7  -  Solm7  Fa Solm7

Solm7                                             Do
   Now that ain't workin' that's the way you do it
Solm7                           Sib  Do
   You play the guitar on the M.T.V.
Solm7
   That ain't workin' that's the way you do it
                              Fa          Solm7
   Money for nothin' and your chicks for free
Solm7                 Do    Solm7             Sib   Do
   Money for nothin'     chicks for free 
Solm7                                      Fa    Solm7
   Money for nothin'     chicks for free